December 2011
84 posts
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
noose:
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haha it is 1:45 cricisumbus mornin and we don’t even have fuckin ornaments on our tree yeah dude
just think: homestuck is a big part of out generation
i don’t wanna live anymore
c-y-g-n-e-deactivated20111228-d asked: happy birthday, tom!!!
being seventeeN IS GAY
robocide:
Everyone please just start calling things ‘dubstep,’ as in “wow your car is really dubstep.” It’s to ruin dubstep for the people who ruined dubstep.
no actually everyone should do this because dubstep is already the dumbest fucking thing our generation has so this will just shed light on it’s true dumbness
someday i will watch homestuck